royalzoyal: andrvw: tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
mellonball: at this point the term ‘mary sue’ is applied to any female character under the age of 70 who can make it home without dying
rufiozuko: gallant-charmer: dante basco stars in dante basco as dante basco i’m not sure i understand it, but i can dig it. let’s get a script written, i’ll help raise funds, hopefully we can attach a great director. hell, i’ll shoot it for free as long as i get back end points… hahaha… thanks for the note.
shaleimp: URBAN DICTIONARY HAS A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT MOIRAILSHIP IS THAN LIKE 87% OF TUMBLR
a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
federalists: in my will i’m leaving my children all my hoarded urls
janinso: 4.2 x 10^2 smoke science
jackiefarrell: you’re not a real trains person if you only ride amtrak and have no interest in steam powered trains you’re just a confused bus person
darckcarnival: My computer has officially eaten shit. It’s where I can sometimes make money. It is a mild source of income every now and then, it’s what makes me happy and connects me with all of you kind people. And it keeps me from doing stupid things. As well as you many people through it. It’s officially crashed and burned on it’s face, violently. And need’s facial reconstructive surgery. ...
lordmcenglish: my dad asked if he could check something on my computer and i said ‘if u can dig it’ he didnt know what i meant until he opened it up and saw he didnt even bother looking up what he was going to he just said ‘no’ softly and walked away and now i dont even think hes in the house anymore
the-heir-of-time: zipcodelove: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this i’m scared because that is exactly how my leg feels when it falls asleep and i never knew how to explain it It’s scary how accurately this explains how my legs feel almost constantly.
that moment when your otp in a fandom is so uncommon that you forget its your otp UNTIL YOU SEE ART OF IT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND YOU SCREAM
shadesofshit: nicest is only one small typo away from incest i bet you never thought about that
WAIT WAIT EDORO CAN WE CROSSOVER RP I DONT FEEL LIKE USING YOUR ASKBOX
brofessorjory replied to your post: is anybody interested in a crossover rp with me … boku no pico x shrek crossover pls omg
also said secret character would crossover with a troll in a really amusing way like holy shit
is anybody interested in a crossover rp with me it can be a little one on one or it can be a group thing idc thinking about making a new rp tumblr to fuck around with because if theres one fictional character i think i can rp better than anyone [even tavros]… i’d say its the one ive written 200+ pages of fanfic of.
sup guys i’m at my new house and i’m going to make a post at 3 in the morning telling everybody that i’m back is that ok
doomdate: One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.
groovymuttations: but what if when Zuko was banished from the Fire Nation all the citizens did that thing from Lion King 2 “DECEPTION DISGRACE EVIL AS PLAIN AS THE SCAR ON HIS FACE”