WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR?: robbicide: Trans... →
robbicide: Trans Etiquette 101: No Offense, But That’s Offensive transpride: 1. Ask permission to ask questions. Even if you think you know they are comfortable answering, they may actually not be or maybe not in that setting, and it is just rude and pretty off-putting to not ask….
DUDES. DUDES. DUDE DUDE DUDESSSSS.
LOOK AT THE MIRACLES THAT CAME FROM MY ROLEPLAYING TODAY. MORE GREAT HEADCANON
▼: can y0u try and remember s0mething for me
▲: I'lL dO mY bEsT.
▼: please d0nt hurt kk
▼: d0 whatever y0u want t0 me
▲: kK? kArKaT? mY bEsT fRiEnD?
▼: just d0nt
▼: yeah him
▲: I'd... NeVeR hUrT hIm.
▼: everyone dies gz
▲: I dOn'T cArE iF iT fUcKs Up ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg TiMe, I dOn'T wAnT tHiS sHiT tO mAtTeR. :o(
▲: bUt... A bAd DeAtH, i CaN't ImAgInE.
▲: MoThErFuCkEr, I cAn'T eVeN cOmPrEhEnD wHaT iT's LiKe To Be SaD!
▲: aLl I cAn EvEn FeEl Is HaPpY. i DoN't KnOw, BrO.
▼: thats 0k gz
▼: just hang 0n t0 y0ur happiness
▲: BuT iT's MoThErFuCkInG aLl LiKe, I sTiLl FeEl LiKe ShIt BvEcAuSe Of WhAt'S aLl Up In HaPpEnInG tO yOu.
▼: there isnt anything t0 d0 f0r it
▼: i d0nt kn0w whats happening n0w
▼: 0r whats g0ing t0 happen
▼: but it has t0
▲: bUt DoN't YoU uSuAlLy?
▼: yeah i th0ught i did
▼: im blind but i still have t0 die
▼: and if kk is alright im 0k with tha,t thats all i have left t0 say
▲: I tHiNk I mOtHeRfUcKiNg AgReE, bRo.
▼: y0ure a g00d guy gz
▼: but it all went wr0ng
▲: YoU aRe ToO, bRo. I dOn'T aLl KnOw MuCh AbOuT wHo YoU aRe UnDeR yOuR sHiT.
▲: jUdGiNg By WhAt YoU'rE aLl SaYiNg, I tHiNk YoU'rE pRoBaBlY a BeTtEr GuY tHaN mE.
▲: I'm NoT sUrE iF i'D bE aBlE tO gIvE a DaMn In YoUr PoSiTiOn.
▼: i d0nt even kn0w anym0re
▲: bUt YoU sEeM sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg PrOtEcTiVe AnD lOyAl To YoUr FrIeNd.
▼: 0ur friend
▼: 0ur best friend right
▲: KaRkAt MaY bE mY bEsT fRiEnD bUt... It'S nOt In Me To Be AlL pRoTeCtIvE aNd ShIt.
▲: i JuSt CaN't CaRe. :o(
▼: i supp0se n0t
▼: i wish y0u did gz
▲: I wIsH i CoUlD dO aLl ThAt ShIt ToO.
▲: cOmE tO tHiNk Of It, I'm KiNdA aN aSsHoLe ArEn'T i. It'S wHaT kArKaT aLwAyS sAiD aNyHoW.
▼: i d0nt kn0w
▼: we were never cl0se y0u and i
▼: i cant h0nestly say
▼: i d0nt think y0u were
▲: YeAh, EvEn ThOuGh We'Re BoTh CoNnEcTeD bY tHe SaMe MoThErFuCkEr.
▲: mE aNd KaRkAt? ...I dOn'T eVeN kNoW.
▲: He MoStLy JuSt YeLlEd At Me BuT aT lEaSt He WaS wIlLiNg To MoThErFuCkInG lIsTeN tO mE.
▲: i DoN't KnOw, I dOn'T rEaLlY hAvE nObOdY tO lIsTeN tO mE.
▼: if y0u want me t0 i will listen
▼: im g00d at it n0w
▲: WeLl... My OlD gOaT wAs NeVeR mOtHeRfUcKiNg ArOuNd, YoU kNoW.
▼: y0ur lusus
▲: sO i FeLt AlL iSoLaTeD aNd ShIt, LiKe I hAd No OnE.
▼: but y0u had friends
▲: BuT tHeN i StArTeD mAkInG fRiEnDs, AnD kArKaT's ThE rEaSoN wHy I aIn'T gOt TwO oF mE.
▲: hE's My BeSt FrIeNd BeCaUsE hE's ThE rEaSoN wHy I'm AlL hApPy AnD sHiT.
▼: thats a g00d thing right
▲: YeAh FoR sO lOnG bEfOrE i MeT hIm, ThErE wAs MoThErFuCkInG tWo Of Me, To AlL tAlK tO aNd ShIt WhEn I wAs LoNeLy.
▲: bUt ThEy WeRe FuCkInG pIsSy MoThErFuCkErS.
▼: i never knew
▲: ThEy MaDe Me CrY a WhOlE mOtHeRfUcKiNg LoT.
▲: bUt WhEn I mEt My BeSt FrIeNd I hAd SoMeOnE tO tAlK tO wHeN i WaS aLl LoNeLy.
▲: ThEn ThEy WeNt AwAy, AnD i FeLt So HaPpY.
Wow, what is this and why don't I remember RPing it.
Oppinion concerning Gamzee.
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Gamzee is scary?
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Why Tavros acts the way he does toward Vriska
Well, roleplaying as Tavros toward a Vriska once opened this up to me. It was a very helpful session and I wish I could properly thank the Vriska roleplayer for this, but alas it was on Zingled! Sadros is me. Obviously, we don’t know much about their relationship pre-canon, so this is all just assumption that there was little to no tension between the two before they started FLARPing. First...
(19:42:12) Maxzee: Taaaaaaaavros. Can I just....
(19:42:21) Maxzee: nOOOO, (19:42:29) Maxzee: yOU, uHH, hAVE COOTIES, }:(
GAMZEE BLOODSWAP PROGRESS
making bloodswaps for all the gamzees [for rping purposes] Red [Aradia] Handle: timelessClown Brown [Tavros] Handle: terrestrialCarpathian Yellow [Sollux] Handle: tworingCataclysm Mutant [Karkat] Handle: taintedChromosome Green [Nepeta] Handle: technetiumCircus Jade [Kanaya] Handle: truculentusCaper Teal [Terezi] Handle: trapezeCruentate Cerulean [Vriska] Handle:...
yay porns (GamzxTav)
double-oh-seven: so apparently you can post pictures under a cut? okay well I’ll be using that for my NSFW stuff from now on because the fact that anyone can come along and unwillingly stumble onto my porn actually makes me really uncomfortable. uh anyway some shitty doodles of my OTP…mostly just implied sex but there’s a dick in there oops. Mostly covered by Gamzee’s hand but it’s quite...
igirisuu: dhfkjsdhfkljsdfhldskjfhalkfjhdfjsdf i had to do this.
checaria: keesmesis: just gonna reblog this just because
Tavros: wHETHER YOU WERE OK OR NOT, i THOUGHT,
Tavros: yOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE ME,
Tavros: aND, i WANTED TO SEE YOU,
Tavros: Tavros some ideas and I will see you have it. :: In my opinion, click Advanced, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, [OK] button Tavros Site Web], right-click, OK] button.
AT: i DONT THINK i NEEDTOEXPLAIN HOW A CLOWN IS SILLY!!!
TC: ClOwNs ArEn'T sIlLy My BrOtHeR, tHeY'rE jUsT tHeRe.
AT: oOOOO i DIDNTKNOWTHAT
TC: wElL yOu MoThErFuCkIn Do NoW.
TC: sO hOwS pUpA gOiNg MaN?
AT: oH HES MOTHERFUCKING SITTING IN HIS ADORABULL PLUSH PILE
AT: I did not crown NEEDTOEXPLAIN incredibly stupid!
Technical Committee: Piero ArEn'T brother, great style and foolish.
motherfuckin: I, TC's DIDNTKNOWTHAT oOOOO is guaranteed.
Tc is: Do you know of his cocoon?
Group: HES is a nasty mountain he sits stuffed ADORABULL Ohio
Gamzee: DO YOU WANNA MOTHERFUCKIN DIE? HUH?
Eridan: YOU WWANNA FUCKIN TAKE ME ON YOU BASSHOLE ILL KILL YOU
Gamzee: ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN THREATENING ME?
Gamzee: ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING DARING TO MOTEHRFUCKING THREATEN ME?
Gamzee: I'LL MOTHERFUCKIN GUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER, ILL MOTHERFUCKING SMASH YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN FACE IN UNTIL IT IS NOTHING BUT A MOTHERFUCKIN GAPING ABYSS OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!
Gamzee is: what is your motherfuckin I do think it will die? Huh?
Eridan are: death, a copy of any of the
following: I have your motherfuckin at
risk: what is wrong, Gamzee WWANNA BASSHOLE Onyumi is, fuckin for, what do you get ?
Gamzee: What You Shock MOTEHRFUCKING boldly threaten me?
Gamzee is: Yumazafakka Monoshi my motherfuckin shit, a division of digestive diseases, IT departments, in Shiga Prefecture, it is what and why each of the motherfuckin motherfuckin of motherfucking mouth open gaping the field or your department or no effect on the abyss?
TaVrOs brother motherfuckin, please walk off.
Gamzee: GeT yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN fEeT oFf TaVrOs, BrOtHeR.
The Gamzee: TaVrOs brother motherfuckin, please walk off.
Gamzee: wHy? HaVeN't YoU hEaRd Of MoThErFuCkIn FrIeNdShIp BrO? fRiEnDsHiP iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
Gamzee: Why? I must request you, motherfuckin of Furendoshippuburokku HaVeN't has. Motherfuckin miracle of friendship.
Maxie and Scootles - Tavros: Rap with TC. [[just...