things this means: i’m rusty things this doesn’t mean: i’m back i’m a homestuck again i will answer messages on this account just because i logged into it
casually drops this here
Please help my family
clockworkesper: Tumblr, I really need your help. My aunt and her seven year old son are facing possible eviction because my irresponsible uncle blew his whole paycheck at a casino. They are needing around $1000 immediately in order to survive the month. Anything that you can spare would be a tremendous help. I know it’s a lot to ask but my aunt and cousin do not deserve this. They need a...
royalzoyal: andrvw: tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
mellonball: at this point the term ‘mary sue’ is applied to any female character under the age of 70 who can make it home without dying
rufiozuko: gallant-charmer: dante basco stars in dante basco as dante basco i’m not sure i understand it, but i can dig it. let’s get a script written, i’ll help raise funds, hopefully we can attach a great director. hell, i’ll shoot it for free as long as i get back end points… hahaha… thanks for the note.
shaleimp: URBAN DICTIONARY HAS A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT MOIRAILSHIP IS THAN LIKE 87% OF TUMBLR
a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
federalists: in my will i’m leaving my children all my hoarded urls
janinso: 4.2 x 10^2 smoke science
jackiefarrell: you’re not a real trains person if you only ride amtrak and have no interest in steam powered trains you’re just a confused bus person
darckcarnival: My computer has officially eaten shit. It’s where I can sometimes make money. It is a mild source of income every now and then, it’s what makes me happy and connects me with all of you kind people. And it keeps me from doing stupid things. As well as you many people through it. It’s officially crashed and burned on it’s face, violently. And need’s facial reconstructive surgery. ...
lordmcenglish: my dad asked if he could check something on my computer and i said ‘if u can dig it’ he didnt know what i meant until he opened it up and saw he didnt even bother looking up what he was going to he just said ‘no’ softly and walked away and now i dont even think hes in the house anymore
the-heir-of-time: zipcodelove: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this i’m scared because that is exactly how my leg feels when it falls asleep and i never knew how to explain it It’s scary how accurately this explains how my legs feel almost constantly.
that moment when your otp in a fandom is so uncommon that you forget its your otp UNTIL YOU SEE ART OF IT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND YOU SCREAM
shadesofshit: nicest is only one small typo away from incest i bet you never thought about that